"I translate the Tower of techno-Babble. I'm Paul Coker.
Some companies call my job project management or technical team leading. I help teams reach their goal better/faster/cheaper by welding radically different perspectives into a single team effort, avoiding wasted or dead-end efforts. Do you know of any companies that might need that kind of leader for a team of tech specialists?"
For A Management Consultant
"I keep your company out of Dilbert's comic strip! I'm Alyson Abramowitz, a Silicon Valley management consultant specializing in change. If your company is experiencing rapid growth or change I can offer experience and wisdom to keep your employees happy and your profits in the black."
For A Customer Service Representative:
"I have a calling. I am a customer satisfaction representative who calls customers to insure they're satisfied. "Yes" is my favorite word. What's yours?"